i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
so what’s up with sexual frustration, am I right?
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
yea i can do the exact same thing in my truck bed. and its bigger. and i dont have to pack up anything.
I need a guy to take me on a date like this. For real tho best way to win my heart:)
This fucking woman
I looked at him and thought. I would not mind sunday mornings with him.