est-in1994:

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omg what the hell

est-in1994:

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omg what the hell

ugly:

i just fell off my bed does that count as parkour

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

wadethoughts:

so what’s up with sexual frustration, am I right?

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

anything-couldhappen5:

arizonacountryboy:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

yea i can do the exact same thing in my truck bed. and its bigger. and i dont have to pack up anything.

I need a guy to take me on a date like this. For real tho best way to win my heart:)

anything-couldhappen5:

arizonacountryboy:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

yea i can do the exact same thing in my truck bed. and its bigger. and i dont have to pack up anything.

I need a guy to take me on a date like this. For real tho best way to win my heart:)

thumbsup4rockandroll:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

veryclassylady:

I looked at him and thought. I would not mind sunday mornings with him.